Promiscuous Girl You’re Teasing Me You Know What I What And I Got What You Need 

K, I originally wrote this yesterday while waiting to meet my friends for lunch, when my whole WordPress crashed and I lost the entire fucking post. I was choked. So sorry if it's not as "good" as normal, but I'm really just moody about having to redo it. đŸ˜’.  This morning I met a friend… Continue reading Promiscuous Girl You’re Teasing Me You Know What I What And I Got What You Need 

Hands Roam, I Turned Him to Gold/Get Drunk on the Good Life/Smoke a Little Weed on the Couch

In grade 11, my parents made the mistake of trusting me home alone for the weekend. They were taking a vacation alone (good for them) and for some reason felt I was mature enough to handle the house on my own. Oh for sure I was... I just choose not to make the best decisions… Continue reading Hands Roam, I Turned Him to Gold/Get Drunk on the Good Life/Smoke a Little Weed on the Couch

Tonight I’mma Let You be the Captain/ Tonight I’mma Let You Take Me Higher

Sir. That's what he told me to call him. Fine with me since I only planned on indulging his desire for the next few hours anyways, and to be honest, I had been expecting something along those lines from the start. I had met Sir through a dating app when he messaged me asking if… Continue reading Tonight I’mma Let You be the Captain/ Tonight I’mma Let You Take Me Higher

Only for Tonight Only for One Night Even Though You Don’t Love Me

My friends... at least the single ones, are constantly coming to me for "dating" advice. And when that happens, I laugh. In the entire history of the world, I'm like the least qualified person to be giving out advice about dating. Getting a guy for a quick fling, sure I'm your girl. But Honey, if… Continue reading Only for Tonight Only for One Night Even Though You Don’t Love Me